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Paint me like one of your french girlsl

Paint me like one of your french girlsl

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doctorhowmany:

polkadotpolaroid:

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Please play this at my birthday.

I am so glad I came back to listen to this.

THIS IS THE SINGLE BEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD!!!

caitsknox you have to hear this

sniffingrainbowdust:

Do you ever start rubbing your eyes and then it feels really good and you can’t stop so it’s like eye masturbation

YES. I’m doing it right now

Sooooooooo sexist

Sooooooooo sexist

Mind that time that James Garner beat Bruce Lee by calling him gay? Aye. Me too.

iamthemeep:

sodamnrelatable:

trying to talk to someone you really admire

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I DONT KNOW HOW THIS IS ACCURATE BU SOMEHOW IT IS

It’s accurate because you’re doing something that should be relatively simple, but you turn into a fucking idiot who can’t do the simplest of things such as speak, or use soap.. apparently. 

This is PERFECTLY done!!!!!

seekhappynights:

this is the best line i’ve ever read

'Bad Education'one of the best comedy programs on British telly right now. Tumblr needs to spread this like wildfire

tennants-hair:

do u ever see a blue crayon and you pick it up and start colouring the sky or the sea

and it’s fucking purple

Usually only in the evenings..