Paint me like one of your french girlsl
Please play this at my birthday.
I am so glad I came back to listen to this.
THIS IS THE SINGLE BEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD!!!
caitsknox you have to hear this
Do you ever start rubbing your eyes and then it feels really good and you can’t stop so it’s like eye masturbation
YES. I’m doing it right now
Best post ever. EVER
trying to talk to someone you really admire
I DONT KNOW HOW THIS IS ACCURATE BU SOMEHOW IT IS
It’s accurate because you’re doing something that should be relatively simple, but you turn into a fucking idiot who can’t do the simplest of things such as speak, or use soap.. apparently.
this is the best line i’ve ever read
'Bad Education'one of the best comedy programs on British telly right now. Tumblr needs to spread this like wildfire
do u ever see a blue crayon and you pick it up and start colouring the sky or the sea
and it’s fucking purple
Usually only in the evenings..