Geko Food

beardsmelting:

every time i see this i laugh so hard i’m in physical pain

I swear it gets funnier every time I watch it

Yeah… So this happened

Yeah… So this happened

sloth-grunge:

becoming self aware of your breathing and blinking is the worst thing

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME?

Her name is Kimberly you fuck.

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

when u try to caffeinate yourself and just end up increasing ur heart rate with no discernible changes in levels of exhaustion  

image

How is that image making sense in that context!????

wuffinarts:

dandiestmaninspace:

Do you ever just sit back and remember the Baller Names fro Mario Hoops

"Cash Money Coin Collector"

"Diddy? NO HE DIDNT"!!

Paint me like one of your french girlsl

Paint me like one of your french girlsl

40,090 plays

doctorhowmany:

polkadotpolaroid:

image

Please play this at my birthday.

I am so glad I came back to listen to this.

THIS IS THE SINGLE BEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD!!!

caitsknox you have to hear this

sniffingrainbowdust:

Do you ever start rubbing your eyes and then it feels really good and you can’t stop so it’s like eye masturbation

YES. I’m doing it right now

Sooooooooo sexist

Sooooooooo sexist