Geko Food

Her name is Kimberly you fuck.

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

when u try to caffeinate yourself and just end up increasing ur heart rate with no discernible changes in levels of exhaustion  

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How is that image making sense in that context!????

wuffinarts:

dandiestmaninspace:

Do you ever just sit back and remember the Baller Names fro Mario Hoops

"Cash Money Coin Collector"

"Diddy? NO HE DIDNT"!!

Paint me like one of your french girlsl

Paint me like one of your french girlsl

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doctorhowmany:

polkadotpolaroid:

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Please play this at my birthday.

I am so glad I came back to listen to this.

THIS IS THE SINGLE BEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD!!!

caitsknox you have to hear this

Reblog if you’ve been offended by the words of your own parents.

netflixaddict:

roythomasmusic:

mo-livan:

hecatesdaughters:

shadowc44:

sammithehoboacrossthestreet:

viara:

I want to know if I’m the only one.

fucking shit

Definitely. 

sooooo many times.

The amount of notes makes me sad

Wow the number makes me sad.

I am not alone!image

 my people

Yeah, but your parents were most likely offended by the words of THEIR parents too. Your not so unalike.

sniffingrainbowdust:

Do you ever start rubbing your eyes and then it feels really good and you can’t stop so it’s like eye masturbation

YES. I’m doing it right now

Sooooooooo sexist

Sooooooooo sexist

Mind that time that James Garner beat Bruce Lee by calling him gay? Aye. Me too.